The Fans
Minnesota Wild fans pose have no sense of decency at other teams’ home arenas. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports
Special agent Derk Morgan has been looking at the fan base for the Minnesota Wild. “Most hockey fans are passionate about their team,” he points out. “And many Minnesota Wild fans stay within the constraints of normal hockey fandom.”
He points out that many Minnesota Wild fans who attend games at the Pepsi Center display “narcissistic” behaviors. “They’re guests in someone else’s homes. Yet they act even beyond what’s expected in your home arena.”
He points to a recent fan fight at the Pepsi Center.
“The man in the Bourque jersey is clearly drunk. He’s just been shoved, his buddy is trying to calm him down. The buddy is even begging the Minnesota fans to stop egging his drunk friend on so he can de-escalate the situation. But certain fans don’t want that.”
He points to a couple of attractive female Minnesota Wild fans. “They’re clearly hiding behind their looks and their gender. They’re counting on being able to act like the victims just because they’re women.” He points out how the pretty blonde is antagonizing the drunk. “And then this one sucker punches the drunk guy in the back of the head! She tries to sit down as if nothing happened, but…” He shakes his head. “Classic narcissistic behavior.”
Garcia, on speaker phone, interjects at this time, “They’re probably just taking their cue from the dramatics of players like Erik Haula, Brown Sugar.”
Morgan is clearly surprised, “Sweet Pea, are you telling me Erik Haula is an actual NHL player? After the way he dove when Erik Johnson hit him… I thought he was an imposter player.”
JJ Jareau has some final words about the up-coming game.
“The final game of the regular season series is the deciding factor. It’s going to be a hard-fought battle. The odds are in the unsubs’ favor. But if the Colorado Avalanche play their game, and Avs fans show how to be classy… well, there’s a chance evil won’t prevail.”
JJ’s right — evil won’t prevail in the long run. It never does.
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