Ugly NHL Logos: Ink Master Judges Weigh In

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Pittsburgh Penguins

Mar 26, 2015; Raleigh, NC, USA; Pittsburgh Penguins forward

Sidney Crosby

(87) looks on during the 3rd period against the Carolina Hurricanes at PNC Arena. The Carolina Hurricanes defeated the Pittsburgh Penguins 5-2. Mandatory Credit: James Guillory-USA TODAY Sports

The Ink Master judges moved on to another jersey, the one worn by the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Oliver Peck spoke up first. “My main problem with this logo are the lines in the glove. They just look too busy. Then, the penguin is naked and wearing skates.”

Navarro spoke up, “Well, it’s a skating penguin. It’s a bird. It doesn’t need to wear clothes.”

Peck shook his head and chomped on his toothpick. He continued, “All those lines in the glove, and there’s no line distinguishing between the skates and the penguins legs.”

Penguin’s captain Sidney Crosby spoke in defense of his team’s logo. “We used to have this weird geometric logo that was very 90s. But they returned to the throwback penguin.”

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Peck agreed, “They should’ve thrown the penguin back alright.”

Chris Nuñez chimed in, “It looks like a child’s drawing. That takes this thing away from looking fierce, like a hockey logo should.”

Navarro remarked, “The bird looks pretty cool, like he’d be fun to hang around with.”

Peck shook his head and chomped on his toothpick, as if he couldn’t believe how much pot Dave Navarro had smoked in his Jane’s Addiction days. The judges moved on to the final jersey under consideration.