NHL Uniforms: Ranking All 30 Teams’ Home Unis

26. Washington Capitals

May 10, 2015; Washington, DC, USA; Washington Capitals left wing Alex Ovechkin (8) kneels on the ice during a stoppage in play against the New York Rangers in the second period in game six of the second round of the 2015 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Verizon Center. The Rangers won 4-3, and tied the series 3-3. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

We don’t want to insult Canadians by ranking their capital super low, so here is America’s. Red, blue and white is always nice, especially for America’s capital. But the stripes are weird. Weird piping, weird striping. Just no.