Forwards like Colorado Avalanche center Matt Duchene celly after goals. Mandatory Credit: Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports
Tomorrow was game day…
Avs skaters and opponents alike
Would settle on in to shoot as they’d like.
And they’d score. And they’d score!
And they’d SCORE!
SCORE! SCORE! SCORE! SCORE!
They’d score on slap shots and rare toe drags,
Which was something that made Calvin Pickard gag.
And then, they’d do something that was least like a boon.
Every skater on either team, the skilled and the goon.
Would shout and they’d celly
They’d leap into arms like there’s magnets in their bellies.
They’d celly! And they’d celly!
They’d dig for gold and throw their bodies against the glass.
They’d make Captain Morgan – whom Picks wanted to kick in the ass.
The more Picks thought about the cellies, the more he knew
Goal scoring would make him too blue.
He growled with his goalie pads nervously tapping,
“I MUST find some way to stop goals from happening.”